Aug 18 2014 0:01 54,466 notes

“I will not be your “sometimes”.”
— Six Word Story #2 (via artieshaw)

(Source: whispersofstardust)

Aug 18 2014 0:01 19,514 notes

dancingloki:

my current sexuality is Gerard Way in tight pants being handcuffed and slammed roughly against things

Aug 18 2014 0:00 500,769 notes

nickfuckface:

parents: “u should be more active”
me: image

Aug 18 2014 0:00 17,119 notes

(Source: gifthetv)

Aug 18 2014 0:00 11,364 notes

(Source: humorstop)

Aug 17 2014 23:59 1,924 notes

Harry Potter + black & white

(Source: emmaduerres)

Aug 17 2014 23:59 288,413 notes

staff:

this website is gay

Aug 17 2014 23:59 103,435 notes

billnyeofficial:

Scrubs, teaching white people life lessons

Aug 17 2014 23:58 180,513 notes

Aug 17 2014 23:58 14,573 notes

Aug 17 2014 23:58 349,209 notes

i-punched-a-werewolf:

flyawaymax:

wheatleylaboratories:

obsessedobsesser:

doctorholmesofhogwarts:

rainflaaash:

districtnineand-three-quarters:

accio—loki:

valkyriesmith:

solveitwithchocolate:

iou-a-fall-smeagol:

eleanull:

thechimeraresistance:

tltty:

if this eggplant gets less than 5 million notes i’m going to be so upset

Reblogging because eggplant

Fewer than 5 million notes. Fewer. Not less. 

I believe that it is called an  aubergine. 

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IN AMERICA WE LET EGGS BE PLANTS BECAUSE FREEDOM


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In Britain we let those AUBERGINES live once we heal them with our FREE HEALTH CARE

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NOBODY CARES, ENGLAND

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at least America came up with their own word and didn’t steal ours

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you used the wrong flag France

Hey! Hey, guys! Canada likes eggplants - or aubergine - what ever you want to call it - too!

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Can we be included in this!?

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Tumblr is the only place I can think of where a picture of an eggplant turns into a battle between countries.

dammit guys the eggplant hasn’t even reached 5 million notes yet

(Source: hungarian)

Aug 17 2014 23:57 136,779 notes

dekomoron:

shutupaubrey:

it should be illegal to put an s after the word “feel”

it feels like you didnt think this through

Aug 17 2014 23:56 367,842 notes

ninja-schween-sexbang:

tylenold:

did u kno: ur icon is actually you in 20 years

good god

Aug 17 2014 23:56 3,470 notes

Benedict Cumberbatch and Martin Freeman with their stunt doubles

(Source: imjohn-locked)

Aug 17 2014 23:55 288,947 notes

ruinedchildhood:

She warned him.